Hunting Down Geronimo...

Classified CIA documents that were leaked earlier this week confirm that Osama Bin Laden's “ISI handler” was tipped off about the impending US Navy Seals attack by a Pakistani mole deep inside the CIA's Langley, VA headquarters. The mole's message –which was deadly accurate– was cryptically worded "Osama's gonna freak-out tonight!".

The ISI handler immediately sent 40 kilos of finest Peshawari Mutton Biryani and a generous helping of Abbotabad Dry-fruit Qalakhand to the Sheikh's house that evening.

Source: 'The Osama Hunt Files'
(CIA, Classified: AMASO-2K11-05-01-EKIA)